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Space Pedestrian

An elusive being who rejects all ideological viewpoints out of hand in favor of taking a cosmic perspective. Often found trolling liberal website message boards.
We were commiserating about how taxes aren't high enough on the rich when Space Pedestrian came along and stoned us to our souls.
by dillbagger August 7, 2010
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pedestrian

Common place, everyone doing it, conformity.
"Those Cloggs are so pedestrian."
by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004
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pedestrian points

The points you would obtain for hitting pedestrians with your car. Different people are worth different points depending on the hilarity or horribleness of their being targeted. (But usually both).
Dude, go for that woman with the stroller. If you get them both it's 25 pedestrian points!

Stupid bikers need to stay out of the road! They're not even worth the points you get for taking them out.
by maskedshoo July 8, 2010
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florida pedestrian

1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump
Florida pedestrians are irrelevant until after you hit one.
by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007
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Perestroika

2003 hit single by Bulgarian pop star Grobis. The accompanying video was controversial for the singer’s homoerotic antics with a Vladimir Putin lookalike under the hoses of a drive-through car wash, and it occasioned a breakup between Grobis and his manager-songwriter Vadim Glebov.
(Translated from the song’s refrain)
Perestroika, perestroika, let’s build our our love upon these ruins
Lick the dust of the past from my eyes, and I will embrace you like a wizard.
by Chagho October 1, 2021
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Pedestrian

The Name - Jack Smith - Is soooo pedestrian!
by TheCatsPyjamanamas July 14, 2011
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Pedestrianing

A verb meaning to walk across the street. However, one will be judged for the lack of brain cells if this word is used.
Bob: While I was pedestrianing across the road--
Joe: Are you thick? You "walk" across the road.
by jkfootball2 February 20, 2011
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