pecan

woah! your mama has a smelly pecan!
by Cassssssie! October 11, 2006
Get the pecan mug.

Pecan Sandies

Other than a cookie, it's a, a sexual meaning...

"We gotta trick the moms into letting us bop with 'em" -Frank Reynolds
I went to the store, but they were out of Pecan Sandies, so looks like you and I are going to make our own...if you know what I mean...
by barbaradear February 09, 2009
Get the Pecan Sandies mug.

pecan monkey

a derogatory way to describe a person of african decent that harvest pecans by swinging on the tree tops snatching the hard to reach nuts
man you can tell your in georgia with with all these pecan monkies wondering around.

"it must not be cotton season because i havent seen a pecan monkey on the ground yet!"

some times the pecon farmers sit out by schools just to see all the juvenille pecan monkies on the monky bars.

by billyjoe ishkBOB April 13, 2008
Get the pecan monkey mug.

bull pecan

Synonymous with bull-peking- when something is woke AF or respected gentleman think that it is woke.
My homeboy Yooker Steve was so bull pecan woke for saying guys ten times in a row.

The homeboy Lucozia pulled up to the smear spot with his papier covered in skidmarks and his buttix all chafed and rashy.

When my homeboy Pic n' Pac showed up to the party with pierogis i told him he was bull pecan guys.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
Get the bull pecan mug.

Pecan Sandy

A very rough HJ, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. A likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed penis. Perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular HJs, i.e. Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.
"Wow, I was so drunk last night that I went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. My dick is so raw, I can't even put on a pair of pants."
by LongJahnSilver June 19, 2013
Get the Pecan Sandy mug.

Pecan Spinwheel

A sexual act, where one has a well lubracted penis, and inserts it into an asshole, and then procedes to spin this said asshole around while still inside of it.
Dude I was with that chick last night, gave her the ol' Pecan Spinwheel, but she got dizzy and threw up on me." "Did you finish?" "Of course once you start a Pecan Spinwheel you don't stop until Boosh!
by ThinkingOverHookah June 25, 2010
Get the Pecan Spinwheel mug.