peeness

When you have to pee really bad and you're talking about it.

If I sit like this I can't feel the peeness.

Note: someone actually said the above sentence without realizing what they had just said

by Princess Crime Mob January 11, 2005

peaniss

A posh person's penis

Your peaniss is positively spiffing

by Peaniss February 18, 2007

Phanessa

1. A very funny girl.
2. Awkward conversation holder.
3. More shy than believable.
4. Weirder than believable.

Phanessa: Don't you understand Phanessanese
Erin: No, because I'm normal.
Phanessa: Yeah, that's right, you're not a Phanessa now are you?

by emario February 3, 2010

High-peeness

High peeness refers to Happiness in a sexual way. i.e. the erected state of the male genitals.

What do I want in life? High-peeness, just like everyone else.

by BigDickDan February 5, 2005

peness

A clitoris that has through a medical procedure been streched out to act as a small penis. Usually part of a sex change operation.

That guy is such a lame, bitch-ass peness.

by cellophane September 6, 2002

Peakness

A state of being.

Reaching the ultimate 'peak' (highest point) in something.

"They have overcome the obstacles thrown at them in life, and through His power and grace, have reached ultimate peakness for His Kingdom."

by onlybygraceee June 16, 2018

peanussy

stupid fucking idiot who typically doesnt know math

shut up you fucking peanussy

by peanussy October 8, 2022