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pedometer

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.
After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.
by violetist August 21, 2009
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pedometer

Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.
You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.
by Crookback August 22, 2004
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petrometer

pe-trom-e-ter
-noun
Any instrument on an automobile or other vehical for indicating the quantity of fuel remaining relative to the total size of the vechical's fuel reserve area.
Wow Kenneth! Look at your petrometer. We are really running low on gas. Let’s just dump the bodies here, and then hit up that party Ladonica told us about when we picked up my fissure ointment at Rite Drug.
by Petro King December 9, 2008
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pedometer walker

person who walks in place of another person in order to add steps to the second person's pedometer. Similar to a dog walker for your dog.
I didn't have time today to do my 10, 000 steps, so I had my paid my son to be my pedometer walker.
by poppy_walking November 18, 2016
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A Pedometer

A meter used to detect pedos.
Joe Mama: I have A Pedometer and it is going off!
Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!
by SoapMuncher May 29, 2022
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peckometer

some really attractive person that really makes a guy get a hard on. a penis reaction
man, she is so sexing I have got really got mega hard on. she rate a 110 on my peckometer! Man my penis is so hard Or. she is so gross, my peckometer rates less than zero.
by dilberry July 15, 2006
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Planometer

(Plan*om*eter)When you plan your day or a certain period of time so rigid, you are defined by others as a Planometer
Stop being such a planometer! You always have such a strict schedule,that you never have any leisure time
by MoMento May 24, 2015
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