1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.
After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.
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Any instrument on an automobile or other vehical for indicating the quantity of fuel remaining relative to the total size of the vechical's fuel reserve area.
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Any instrument on an automobile or other vehical for indicating the quantity of fuel remaining relative to the total size of the vechical's fuel reserve area.
Wow Kenneth! Look at your petrometer. We are really running low on gas. Let’s just dump the bodies here, and then hit up that party Ladonica told us about when we picked up my fissure ointment at Rite Drug.
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Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!
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Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!
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