Daryl Palumbo

Lead singer in Glassjaw and his side project Head Automatica(makes you do all kinds of funny things, like dance in your seat.) These bands are simply amazing. Also helped write songs for Finch.

Person 1: I love glassjaw.
Person 45: I love Head Automatica.
Person 532: I love Daryl Palumbo, he is the singer for both those great bands.
Person 764: I agree.

by &eskimo; April 12, 2006

Pavement Facial

The act of slamming another person's face into said pavement, with such verocity, as to cover the victim's with asphalt as though their face has been peppered with semen.

Wade Wilson just gave that motherfucker a pavement facial and is eating a pizza like it never happened.

by Dasraunchy January 4, 2017

Pavement Blob

A person who blocks the pavement (or sidewalk) either by being incredibly fat, carrying bags or wearing an insanely massive coat while walking slowly and being totally oblivious to people behind them trying to get passed.

person at home: Dude where were you all this time? you said you'd be here an hour ago.

Person at the door: Don't even get me started! I was all on time until I got blocked by this pavement blob in front of me who had her headphones on and it sure wasn't an exercise tape she was listening to!!!

person at home: Yeah I totally hate pavement blobs

Person at the door: Me too, so quit being a door blob and let me in!!

by Ad.Co January 26, 2010

Pavement Womble

Pavement Womble. Although a rare breed of people, they are extremely common on pavements. Even outside of peak times these people stride the pavements relentlessly, picking times to head out when they see passers by approaching. The main thing about the breed of human called the pavement womble is they not only have a forward motion, the also womble from side to side. This slows them down but also blocks none wombes from passing by, in effect they take up twice the space of normal humans. They are a danger, especially to children, a womble in can easily squash a small child without even realizing. Trying to pass them isnt easy, sometimes people are forced to step around them but they are run over by passing cars, as they do not anticipate the side wards movement. Pavements that are regularly used by wombles can subside, so there are calls for womble lanes with reinforced concrete to be created. At the moment mps defending wombles rights are asking for bus lanes to be converted to womble lanes. Pavement wombles should be given at least a 2 meter circle of avoidance as you never know the direction they may womble. Often wombles are overweight, this is considered a contributing factor to the amount they may sway. Its especially dangerous to consider passing a pavement womble in the wind, children and elderly should avoid them at all costs. The anti womble society advise crossing the road to avoid them. They are calling for a ban on pavement wombles during the school runs.

My way was blocked by a pavement womble

by bootcutter67 February 24, 2023

Parumpadunk

To jiggle or to make bounce a big booty ass otherwise know as a parump

"Hell yea I slammed dat hoe's parumpadunk"

"I want to parumpadunk yo fine ass bitch"

Porn movie title

"Big ass booty parumpadunk hoes 1"

by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008

Luca Palumbo

A FAT ITALIAN WHO THINKS HE IS COOL BY PLAYING FORTNITE ON A NINTENDO SWITCH! BUT DON'T FORGET HE HAS TO BUY HALF OF HIS CHRISTMAS PRESENT. HE IS SUPER ANNOYING AND HE LIKES MOMS. HE MAY OR MAY NOT LIKE YOUR AUNT TOO. IF HE EVER DOES SOMETHING MEAN TO YOU HE WILL APOLOGIZE AND MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD FOR HIM. BUT THEN HE WILL BACK STAB YOU AND GO BACK TO DOING IT AGAIN. ALSO DONT SEND HIM ANY POSTS ON INSTAGRAM BECAUSE HE WILL GET MAD AT YOU.

STOP BEING SUCH A LUCA PALUMBO

by THE REAL LIFE LEPRECHAUN January 3, 2020

Pavement Ape

Black getto thugs

obama is a pavement ape

by Poacher62 May 5, 2010