Pavlonian

A language spoken only by a woman named Pav. A language spoken so fast- a language so unknown you just want to rest your brain for a full week. Don't even try to learn it. Don't even try to listen. Just walk away and forget about it. If you ever run into this person- may God have mercy on your soul (and your ears).

She spoke so much Pavlonian to me that day that I went into a coma for a week.

by Ballzofglory February 14, 2022

Bobby Pavelonis

Someone who behaves like a police officer or federal agent

Nah don’t sell to him he’s a Bobby Pavelonis type of guy

by Bimjo August 8, 2023