a slang saying to alert others around you that you desperately need chicken inserted into your facial cavity, regardless of present state and/or circumstances.
" yo poultry! " " Oh, word. I would enjoy some fine delicious chicken at this moment in time as well."
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by Darned4AllEternity September 29, 2010
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by da_kube May 14, 2009
Get the poultry slam mug.A sub genre of meat consisting of animals that have wings and feathers, which includes chicken, duck, goose, turkey, quail, game hen, pigeon and others. Best served after being deep fried, grilled, barbecued or compressed into nugget form and then deep fried (chicken and turkey definitely, other birds, maybe not so much)
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Get the Poultry mug.What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.
Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"
Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
by Chael67 March 2, 2011
Get the Post Poultry Depression mug.There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.
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