A fetish where an individual engages in sexual intercouse with pastries, such as cakes, cupcakes, upside down cakes, and lemon cakes. People who practice pastriality typically refer to these pastries as fuckcakes.
"Osifer, get yur hands off o' me, pastriality ain't no crime. Nuthin' wrong with givin' a cake a good fuck."
by Audacious P October 15, 2008
Get the pastriality mug.Giving someone an ass whooping because they doubt your skills or because you just feel like it. Applies to any situation in life and was made popular by the NE demolition of the Washington Redskins on October 28th, 2007 where they destroyed them 52-7.
The NE Patriots have patriotized many teams in the NFL and are going to patriotize many more before the season is over.
by James T. 2 November 15, 2007
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The act of a liberal group going way overboard to prove they are super, super patriotic in an attempt to sway moderate republicans away from voting for Trump.
When General Allan led a group of democratic delegates in a deafening 30 second "USA, USA" chant as some tried to chant "No more war" was an astounding display of patrionizing.
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Get the Patrionizing mug.When you do everything in your power to fix/start something and you ask for your dad. In his presence you repeat the same process you have been doing for hours and all the sudden it works without your father even touching anything. His presence and all the stars lining up make you seem like a bafoon.
I was working on my be headset for hours and nothing worked when patrialogy Kicked in as my dad walked in. And what do you know it worked
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Wow, Trump really did patriotize his base. I don’t know if I feel bad for them as much as I am afraid for our country.
by CSteven May 20, 2021
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