Cutie patootie

you. you are a cutie patootie

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love

by redacted._.information July 14, 2023

Pathological Liar

It’s someone who lies so much that it’s just a part of their life now. They usually starts at a young age and then it snowballs into their teenage and adult years. It sometimes isn’t even about big things. They’ll lie about anything just because they feel like it. Also when people expose them for being a liar the either lie more to get out of it or get extremely defensive.

Briana: Gavin is a Pathological Liar!
Me: What’s that?
Briana: It’s someone who lies so much that it’s just a part of their life now.
Me: Ok so why do you say that?
Briana: He always says he has so many girls but when I ask him about it he can’t think of anything.

Me: Have you tried just asking him about it?
Briana: I tried but he just gets all defensive!

by HeBigLiar May 18, 2018

Cutie patootie

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.

Chad is a cutie patootie.

by Shulaman September 9, 2016

lost patrol

A plot where all the characters are killed off one by one until a deus ex machina arrives or they reach safety.

Every god damn horror movie has a lost patrol plot.

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

Thot patrol

A group of well trained thot hunters who keep the world safe from thots. They have a base somewhere in every city where the group captures and interrogate thots to find out information about their leader, Thot Kardashian. The thot patrol will eradicate all thots and restore balance to the world

Mary: Yo how many guys did you sleep with last night
Sharqueeshwajingho: 84
Emperor Tiber Septim: This is the Thot patrol. Mary and Long Black name, you have been found guilty of thotting now face your doom
Both proceed to be vaporized by ETS's eye lasers.

by Allah the Great and Powerful May 17, 2017

death patrol

a cry out used by acid casualities to signal danger or to highten awareness to rest of acid crew that risky situations are present (ie. walking where cars are)

(car approaches) casualty #1- "DEATH PATROL!" rest of acid crew- "DEATH PATROL!"

by raptarded June 9, 2009