A Paternity Party is a party thrown by a group of men for a friend who's about to embark on fatherhood. It's man's, "last, last hurrah."
by agrossman October 22, 2006
Get the Paternity Party mug.Two or more men who appeared on the Maury Povich show and were tested for the paternity of the same child.
"Ever since we was both tested for being Shaniqua's baby daddy on dat Maury show, we Paternity Brothers, fam"
by mattmattmattmatt August 21, 2008
Get the Paternity Brothers mug.by Goveezy March 19, 2014
Get the Paternity leard mug.When I woke up this morning and used the restroom, it felt like I would be in there for peeternity.
Even though I was late for work, I was in the bathroom and it seemed like peeternity.
Even though I was late for work, I was in the bathroom and it seemed like peeternity.
by tomjordan January 13, 2011
Get the Peeternity mug.The legal entitlement for men in the work place to take extended time off during work hours to extricate their bowels i.e. drop the kids off at the pool.
Paturdity comes from a need for equality for men. Woman have maternity leave from work, men should be allowed time off for their own deliveries.
Paturdity comes from a need for equality for men. Woman have maternity leave from work, men should be allowed time off for their own deliveries.
by gus_dodge March 9, 2005
Get the Paturdity Leave mug.When one acquires a new kitten or cat and must have paid or unpaid leave from work to revel in all it's feline glory. Similar to maternity or paternity leave.
Andrea just got a new kitten from the pound. All she wants to do is stay home, take pictures and feed him Temptations, so she went on Caternity Leave.
by AdotWdotB January 2, 2017
Get the Caternity Leave mug.A company benefit that provides paid time-off for people who have recently adopted or rescued a new puppy or kitten.
Pete had to take a sick day to stay home with his new puppy because he didn’t want to leave him alone.
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
by PoorDavid June 18, 2018
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