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pasturbation

the act of masturbating to fatty porn or porn featuring beastility.
"I believe that pasturbation is morally wrong."
"I love pasturbation to some hott fatties and some sexy ladies doin' horses."
by Benny Lou Diction September 6, 2008
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Pasternak

pasternak is a Gainesville, Florida term that was created to describe someone that exhibits shrewd, psychotic behavior. Such behaviors could include but are not limited to: loud yelling, banging of head against immovable objects, and threats of bodily injury.
The man at the grocery store broke my eggs so I went pasternak on him.
by gvilleg8rh8r August 1, 2011
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Pasturbation

Masturbating after you cum, it usually doesn't feel pleasing.
After my girlfriend took my load I did a little bit of pasturbation to keep the mood.
by Pop11 August 19, 2015
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pasturina

idk i just really wanted to do this n be noticed pasturina ain’t even a real fuckin word
by abby capps :)) January 19, 2021
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Noam Posternak

Noam Toasternak

Characteristics: Noam Posternak (Scientific name: Noam Toasternak, casual name: NeXuL) is known for being dogmatic, condescending, hates humans and is the leader of osu! Israel.
Circle of friends: Noam Toasternak's friend group includes Ron Ashbel.
Daily routine: NeXuL usually wakes up at 5 AM and starts his famous circle game session, at 10 AM he eats his first meal(cheeriosu) and goes back to playing the circle game in order to obtain additional male genitalia.
Towards 2 PM Noam Imposternak goes back to playing osu after watching several episodes of osu! the anime and after a few hours goes to sleep for a multitude of hours until 5 AM of the next day.

Favorite things: Favorite food: none, Favorite music: none, sexual preference: none.
Accomplishments: #1895th place in the world at the circle game, achieved excellence in yud4, circle game top play: ya zhenyus' na devochke iz anime by egor nats, 538pp, 99.52%.
In conclusion: Noam Posternak.

Done and dusted.
Person 1: Have you heard of that dogmatic piece of shit?

Person 2: Yeah he's so annoying, he's such a "Noam Posternak".
by Alexandre Mcneill July 22, 2021
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Pasturbate

Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.
I crash landed in Vietnam and proceeded to pasturbate.
by Ben’s alt persona’s GF December 12, 2023
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