"I believe that pasturbation is morally wrong."
"I love pasturbation to some hott fatties and some sexy ladies doin' horses."
"I love pasturbation to some hott fatties and some sexy ladies doin' horses."
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Characteristics: Noam Posternak (Scientific name: Noam Toasternak, casual name: NeXuL) is known for being dogmatic, condescending, hates humans and is the leader of osu! Israel.
Circle of friends: Noam Toasternak's friend group includes Ron Ashbel.
Daily routine: NeXuL usually wakes up at 5 AM and starts his famous circle game session, at 10 AM he eats his first meal(cheeriosu) and goes back to playing the circle game in order to obtain additional male genitalia.
Towards 2 PM Noam Imposternak goes back to playing osu after watching several episodes of osu! the anime and after a few hours goes to sleep for a multitude of hours until 5 AM of the next day.
Favorite things: Favorite food: none, Favorite music: none, sexual preference: none.
Accomplishments: #1895th place in the world at the circle game, achieved excellence in yud4, circle game top play: ya zhenyus' na devochke iz anime by egor nats, 538pp, 99.52%.
In conclusion: Noam Posternak.
Done and dusted.
Characteristics: Noam Posternak (Scientific name: Noam Toasternak, casual name: NeXuL) is known for being dogmatic, condescending, hates humans and is the leader of osu! Israel.
Circle of friends: Noam Toasternak's friend group includes Ron Ashbel.
Daily routine: NeXuL usually wakes up at 5 AM and starts his famous circle game session, at 10 AM he eats his first meal(cheeriosu) and goes back to playing the circle game in order to obtain additional male genitalia.
Towards 2 PM Noam Imposternak goes back to playing osu after watching several episodes of osu! the anime and after a few hours goes to sleep for a multitude of hours until 5 AM of the next day.
Favorite things: Favorite food: none, Favorite music: none, sexual preference: none.
Accomplishments: #1895th place in the world at the circle game, achieved excellence in yud4, circle game top play: ya zhenyus' na devochke iz anime by egor nats, 538pp, 99.52%.
In conclusion: Noam Posternak.
Done and dusted.
Person 1: Have you heard of that dogmatic piece of shit?
Person 2: Yeah he's so annoying, he's such a "Noam Posternak".
Person 2: Yeah he's so annoying, he's such a "Noam Posternak".
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