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gas pass

If you have to pass gas, and you have to save it for later.
Person 1- UGH i have such wretched gas.
Person 2- Query, do you have your gas pass handy?
Person 1- NO, gonna have to just let it loose.
by Mattata May 17, 2006
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gas pass

When a person enters a group or into the vicinity of others, deliberately passes gas, and then departs as if nothing happened.
Oh my gosh! Do you smell that? I think Bill from accounting just gas passsed us before he left. We should invite him out for a power lunch and get him back.
by samdiego October 28, 2009
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Malecki Gas Pass

It's like when you're lying on your stomach naked and then your naked boyfriend sits on your butt and then farts in your butt.
eg. Jen was utterly disgusted when Ryan performed the Malecki Gas Pass after a romantic night...
by Abby Severt October 3, 2006
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Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.
Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!
by RichieP November 8, 2008
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Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.
Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!
by RichieP November 8, 2008
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Hot gas pass

With your wife's hair dryer in hand, turn it on high heat and high flow. Point discharge end of hair dryer toward her and fart an unfiltered fart in the intake of said hair dryer.
The ol lady was putting her face on in the master bath when I gave her a hot gas pass that made her gag.
by Texas MPM October 10, 2019
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passing gas

What you are smugly doing when you have your butt-hole hooked up to a tube dat runs into the car's air-intake, so dat you can drive right by da filling-station. Buying and preparing baked beans and cabbage costs a lot less than premium hydrocarbons.
Choosing a hybrid car can, just on its own, allow you to make fewer fuel-stops than with a non-electric-assist vehicle. But also feeding your engine the methane-vapors from yer large intestine can help you in "passing gas" even more.
by QuacksO March 31, 2021
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