gas pass

If you have to pass gas, and you have to save it for later.

Person 1- UGH i have such wretched gas.
Person 2- Query, do you have your gas pass handy?
Person 1- NO, gonna have to just let it loose.

by Mattata May 17, 2006

gas pass

When a person enters a group or into the vicinity of others, deliberately passes gas, and then departs as if nothing happened.

Oh my gosh! Do you smell that? I think Bill from accounting just gas passsed us before he left. We should invite him out for a power lunch and get him back.

by samdiego October 28, 2009

Malecki Gas Pass

It's like when you're lying on your stomach naked and then your naked boyfriend sits on your butt and then farts in your butt.

eg. Jen was utterly disgusted when Ryan performed the Malecki Gas Pass after a romantic night...

by Abby Severt October 3, 2006

Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.

Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!

by RichieP November 8, 2008

Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.

Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!

by RichieP November 8, 2008

Hot gas pass

With your wife's hair dryer in hand, turn it on high heat and high flow. Point discharge end of hair dryer toward her and fart an unfiltered fart in the intake of said hair dryer.

The ol lady was putting her face on in the master bath when I gave her a hot gas pass that made her gag.

by Texas MPM October 10, 2019

Pass and Gas

running down a hall in a hotel while knocking on every door and farting as you pass

guy 1: go! get in the elevator!
guy 2: ok! ok!
guy 1: phew... well I'd call that a successful Pass and Gas

by h÷1p February 12, 2023