pissamistic

The state of having to pee, and not being assured you will find a urine receptacle.

It's thirty miles to the next rest stop. I don't know if I'm gonna make it! I'm feeling pissamistic!

by testebestie January 4, 2017

Pissafist

A person who is a pacifist but also enjoys peeing as a hobby.

The pissafist pees into a toilet while thinking about world peace.

by AMAZINGRAINBOWCATAMAZINGNESS November 27, 2017

Passivist

While activists take action to campaign against injustice or environmental issues, passivists do their bit to contribute to society by recycling the odd empty Coke can, or 'liking' a campaign page on Facebook.

They often think of themselves as better than the rest of the world because of this.

13 year old girl: "OMG! I liked a page on Facebook which says that cancer should be cured! I'm such a teen passivist!"

Person 1: "I've given up eating bacon for a week because the way the meat industry works is wrong. From Monday to Friday, I'm only eating beef, pork, chicken, lamb, and fish. Why aren't YOU doing your bit to help the world?"
Person 2: "Shut up, you're only a mere passivist, you have no right to tell me what to do."

by ghostghostghost October 4, 2012

Pissafiss

An ex-boyfriend/girlfriend that is pissed off because you dumped them before having sex with them and then decided to have sex with someone else.

In other words you didn't have sex with them because of their small dick/hairy pussy.

Dylan is such a pissafiss, it's not my fault he had a small dick!

by Catelynn June 2, 2005

Pussyfist

Slang term for "Pansyfist", usually used for insulting pacifists directly.

Guy 1: "Ok, I'm ready for this, but leave the pussyfists here."
Guy 2: "Thats fine, you two pansyfists stay here."
Guy 3: "Aw man, you guys need to stop making fun of my pacifism."
Guy 4: "I agree."

by TABIMLBenny September 22, 2009

pussifist

a pussy pacifist, a pacifist without balls or cojones

Robert saw the fight break out and told Eric and Connor that if they didn't back up he wouldn't let them sleep in the room. Robert is a pussifist!

by suckerrrz November 17, 2010

pasafistical

Doing/Saying somehting in the manner pf a pacifist, when you however are not.

Carl- "Why bother fighting man"
dave- "Thats such a pasafistical thing of you to say you twat, you where fighting last night"
Carl- "You Wanna go man?"

by lempinghammer May 25, 2007