longineu parsons

Drummer for pop-punk band Yellowcard. He always looks tired, and is a hella rad drummer.

Longineu Parsons...oh, the kid with dreadlocks? Oh yeah.

by Kiwi June 27, 2004

Arsonists Get All The Girls

I should smack you people for not having this defined.

The absolute most kickass deathcore band of all time.

Guy: Let's listen to Arsonists Get All The Girls
Other Guy: Nah I think I'll stick with Job For a Cowboy
Guy: Faggot.

by Owns your face January 24, 2008

Johnny parsons

an absolute THOT AND A FUCKING STRIPPER WHO TAKES PLEASURE IN KNOWING YOU ARE DISGUSTED WITH HIS ACTIONS. a def bottom

damn you are acting like a johnny parsons right now thot

by fuckjohnnyparsons May 7, 2019

Paronism

A woman born in paron Arkansas and is taught from birth to get pregnant for child support.

Paronism got me caught up for 18 years.

by jeffrodgers007 August 31, 2016

farsonist

An arsonist who lights his or her farts to set fires.

The local police decided the cause of the fire was a farsonist based on the foul stench left at the scene of the crime.

by Alex Arkaik September 9, 2010

pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

Reputation arsonist

To destroy a person's or business's reputation online through blogs and reviews.

A reputation arsonist is destroying my good name online. There are nasty reviews and blogs everywhere when I Google myself.

by bealeager September 4, 2009