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wonton parmesian

A person of Chinese and Italian heritage. There is only three in the world known to exist and two of them are my siblings.
"I'm irish what are you GIO?"
" I am a mutt, the most unique of humans. I am a Wonton Parmesian. I eat Chinese food with grated cheese on top"
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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parhelia

Sundogs, mock suns or parhelia

A pair of brightly colored spots, one on either side of the sun.

Sundogs form as sunlight is refracted by hexagonal plate-like ice crystals with diameters larger than 30 micrometers and their flat faces horizontally oriented.

Sundogs are visible when the sun is near the horizon and on the same horizontal plane as the observer and the ice crystals. As sunlight passes through the ice crystals, it is bent by 22 degrees before reaching our eyes, much like what happens with 22 degree halos. This bending of light results in the formation of a sundog.

The difference between sundogs and halos is the preferential orientation of the ice crystals through which the light passes before reaching our eyes. If the hexagonal crystals are oriented with their flat faces horizontal, a sundog is observed. If the hexagonal crystals are randomly oriented, a halo is observed.
Wow, look at the sun! There are beautiful parhelia today.
by beckerdecker January 21, 2005
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Cell Phone Parathesia

The feeling of a cell phone vibrating in your pocket in the absence of an acutal cell phone vibration. This has also been termed phantom cell phone syndrome.
Frank: "Paul look!! - what are your doing? You're swerving all over the road!"

Paul: "I'm looking for my cell phone - I thought I felt it vibrate. I think it fell out of my pocket somewhere. Help me look!"

Frank: "Look it is in your cup holder and it is not vibrating."

Paul: "Arggh! I keep having these cell phone parathesia attacks. I think it is like phantom limb pain."

Frank: "More like phantom cell phone syndrome. Don't worry she'll return your call."
by 9th Beastie July 8, 2012
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parmesian

Someone who solely eats parmasan and is of hipster origin who doesn't use soap and avoids paying bills.
What the fuck man, this guy is so hip he only eats parmasan, he's a total parmesian.
by BeauJean August 2, 2018
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pathesia

A word defined in the high school years.
It's used as a statement describing someone as being pathetic.
"Pathesia!!" I said after watching them lose again.
by ADKA September 7, 2004
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Chicken Parmesian

The act of jacking off while playing X-Box or any other video.
Gamer1: Dude why'd are sucking so much at Search and Destroy today?
Gamer2: Dude sorry. I just chicken parmesianed.
by PoopFaceMcGee May 12, 2010
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