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parking lot shark 

Those kids who ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that pass by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. Usually prominent on Saturday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.

They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.
Parking Lot Shark: HAY FAT GIRL! Hurrrhurrrhurr. *Laughs with friends*

Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.
parking lot shark by MeTheTree February 16, 2007

parking lot surrender 

its a french phrase for being assaulted in parking lot by a large male, normally black, and forced into an unwanted intruder in rectum...
"No, No, oh well go ahead LeRoy, but can you atleast lube up before this parking lot surrender"

parking lot stinker 

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.
That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.
parking lot stinker by busterboner September 3, 2009

Parking lot sushi 

When you eat a girl out in the side of your car, in a parking lot.
I had sushi in the parking lot last night, delicious. That was some good parking lot sushi.
Parking lot sushi by Mac L August 7, 2021

parking lot sagging

Pulling into a parking lot in a car that sits so low, that the bumper scrapes when you pull in. Hence the parking lot is sagging.
my 1963 Impala sits about one inch off the ground. when i pull into parking lots, my bumpers drag, and sparks emit. In my neighborhood they call it "parking lot sagging". a common term in the lowriding community.

Parking Lot Stalker 

A minor who roams around parking lots looking for someone to buy them alcohol.
Hey, I made some easy money off some parking lot stalkers last night. Sold 'em beer for double the price!
Parking Lot Stalker by evilniner October 31, 2009