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in one word: totalstuckuploserthatneedstogodie
Bob: man, I called janet a totalstuckuploserthatneedstogodie and she broke down in tears!

Bob2: dude, why didnt you just call her a parkie?

Bob: god damn it! i forget to say that every time!
PARKIE by biteme666 April 20, 2005
Someone who watches South Park
This Parkie just killed Kenny, that bastard.
Parkie by LEGOslayer September 19, 2008
A person from Severna Park, Maryland. Generally used as an insult to the rich, white, over achieving, boat-owning, and/or ivy league bound.
Look at all of those parkies getting out of school. They must be taking at least 5 APs, i’m so glad I don’t live here.”
Parkie by Xlaust.N May 31, 2021
Parkie is a very bubbly, energetic person with high hopes. Parkie is fun to be around, but sometimes over dramatic and bossy. Parkie's style is fun, colourful and cute. Parkie likes to have lots of friends and be known by lots of people, Parkie is always ready to party and have fun with lots of her friends. She/he likes to have her opinion known. Overall she is a very nice person.
If you have a Parkie in your life, your lucky
Parkie by Jackie gurlen August 30, 2021

South parkie 

"Wow, Archie is a south parkie? no wonder he gets no bitches."
South parkie by not archie April 26, 2022

Severna Parkie 

- Severna Parkie, Noun,
> A derogatory term used to identify someone from Severna Park MD.

> stuck up, believes that they are better than anyone just because of their neighborhood.
- Common traits include:
> Karen haircuts for those over 40, and anorexia for women under 40
> The Men over 18 are chill but the men under 18 are either gay nerds or (even more gay) wanna-be gangsters.
my goodness Oliver is the most annoying Severna Parkie I've ever met, he thinks just because he lives in suburbia it makes him better than anyone else.