parkette

A small piece of unused land that has been ignored, overlooked, abandoned or is othewise unsaleable that has been converted into a green space, recreational area or playground. Usually found in an urban setting and frequently near busy roads. Prevelant in cities eager to appear to be providing green space when they actually have lack of real parks.

Let's take the kids over the parkette to play and hope they don't run over by the speeding traffic.

by Andrew Kowalchuk June 15, 2005

Parkston

A name for someone who comes from Pakistan, or a sweaty Arab.

Boy 1: My dad decided to buy another shop for my many cousins to look after.
Boy 2: You stupid parkston!

by lololol Cameron January 17, 2009

parktown prawn

An big ugly insect looking halfway between a cockroach and a grasshoper. Named after a part of Joburg.

Man, check out the kitchen, it's crawling with parktown prawns.

by Jaapie July 5, 2007

Parktown Boy

A boy of great respect and holds himself up with gentlemanly conduct. With great spirit and a deep love for school that reveals an African spirit from deep down. A Parktown Boy(Lion) is one of the most rare species of school boys you can find , unlike a Jeppe Boy(Zebra) and the typical KES Boy(TeddyBear).
Although interactions with girls and Parktown Boys are slim , beware not to get him near your girl.

Parent: A boy just helped me with my luggage. How polite.

KESParent: He's probably a Parktown Boy:(

Guy: Can I have your number?
Girl: Are you from Parktown?
Guy: No.
Girl: Bye.

by Miles the thrift.junkie January 26, 2018

Pareto Optimal

When two guys work as a team instead of independently to hit on women; thus getting more and far better looking women than they would have apart.

See Wingman or Wingmanning

Working together, Kevin and I talked these two girls who should have been out of our league into joining us for an Eiffel Tower - it was so pareto optimal.

by Ryanatcollege May 16, 2005

parketing

Parking anywhere you want, as long as you want, by reusing an old parking ticket.

John is parketing in downtown all weekend long.

by jeff98243897234 May 14, 2013

Pareto’s Poop

The theory that one completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom time.

You were in the bathroom for an hour; by the laws of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.

by alghazali320 July 8, 2019