Jesus Paredes

A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.

He’s Jesus Paredes.

by arzeeeee March 31, 2019

preved

An Internet term and the biggest ever flashmob in the history of russian Internet community. Bastardization of russian word 'Privet' which is translated as 'Hi'.

Very similar to 'ORLY' stuff... Nearly never used without 'Medved' character (The Bear) and raised hands.

'Preved' symbol - Y

In other words - this is what medved said, when he met a couple having sex in a wood.

Written Ïðåâåä! in Cyrillic (view page in Windows Cyriilic encoding).

dude.1 -"Preved medved!" Y
dude.2 -"Preved! Kagdila krosavcheg?!"

by Sanya aka Sushka September 12, 2008

prevening

Time of day that defines the ambiguous time between afternoon and evening.

'What are you doing tomorrow prevening?'
'Tomorrow is Saturday so I will be spending the prevening presorting and presoaking."

by Scheb Nheel May 26, 2010

Parvez

Best people ever mostly found in pakistan and in Luton UK nd they are rich flash their money ( clothes, businesses and cars ) they also help the poor

Tell A parvez if you need help

Parvez fix everything

by Lord YourMum April 10, 2017

prevenge

the act of taking revenge before the event that made you want revenge

billy was going to kill ed's dad, so ed took out prevenge on the mofo

by kirk October 4, 2004

Nudity Prevention Device

an article of clothing.

prevents, does not stop.

comes off easier with alcohol.

"i'm going to go put my nudity prevention devices in the dryer, dude. I'll be back in a minute."

by Danger_Rick February 1, 2009

preventative masturbation

VERB. Masturbating so as to prevent wet dreams and/or untimely hard ons.

Dude, I can't believe you had a wet dream last night! You really should start using preventative masturbation.

by batman1234567654321 April 5, 2010