red parenthesis

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.

Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!

by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020

parentheses

Punctuation that some duh-weebs are starting to include in the spelling of the "words" they define.

Even if some other duh-weeb would bother to look up the definition of your personal name, do you really think he's going to include a parenthetical phrase when he's spelling it?

by Downstrike October 7, 2004

parentiess

her content always makes me laugh, not only that but she’s so pretty too i want her so bad

omg i wanna be parentiess so bad

by dumbkit April 19, 2021

Pantless Thundergoose

The internet's name for an ostrich

It would be awesome to ride a pantless thundergoose

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Parentdestroyer

To curb stomp an orphan on playdoh

Yo that orphan nigga just got parentdestroyer’d

by ChavezDude33 January 31, 2022

parentheses

things you can add around a number to indicate messages.

Lol who else has (0) in their inbox?

put those fine parentheses around a number like a great big hug. one you're not getting from any of your friends and/or followers/fans.

by v0ld3m0rt December 31, 2010

Parenthesis

Half an ounce, usually of marijuana. Derived from the "O" which stands for an Ounce, if taken in half a "(" parenthesis is formed.

"So put the parenthesis here?"
"Yeah"
"Aight Thanks"

by ajj0017 December 19, 2014