parched

when you've been out all night smoking boges and you wake up the next morning in dire need of a drink

max: paaarrrcccheeeeddd i need a vitamin water. parched

by badgers89 October 11, 2008

parched

Two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.
Hob Nobs go good with a brew because hob nobs rule!

I cant make it i need a brew.

Im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health.

No me biscuit its fallen in me brew.

I had a nkightmare i was parched last knight.

by rodam July 13, 2006

parched

its not really a word

a fake word is parched

by anonomis May 9, 2005

parched camel

a dry vagina

"Damn man that girl I fucked last night was such a parched camel"

by parchedcamel November 3, 2013

Parched Mosquito

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled

I feel like a parched mosquito.

by Amir Guadalupe December 3, 2017

Parched Peasant

One that is full of thirst

"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"

by SlowlySmart April 5, 2018

parched as balls

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

by coley and kwa April 18, 2010