parching

Parching is simply when one spits on ones bum hole in order to allow easy entry into the anal canal.

"Come on love, I'm parching for your canal!"

by Dougie's Parching November 17, 2014

Parched

To call a Fan Girl that is to obsessed to be called thirsty, that they are called Parched.

overly obsessed Fan girl: OMG, OMG, OMG!!! I LOVE (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity) HE IS AMAZING- HE IS THE REASONS Y I LIVE. I CANNOT LIVE WITH OUT THIS BOY, DAMN AND HIS JAWLINE!!!! WHEN WE GET MARRIED IN THE BAHAMAS , WE WILL LIVE IN A PRIVATE BEACH HOUSE NEAR THE COAST THAT FACES THE WEST WHERE WE WILL WITNESS THE SUNSET EVERY EVENING... WE WILL ALSO HAVE 4 KIDS; 2 BOYS, 2 GIRLS CALLED JESSIE, JAMES, JACOB & (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity)JR BUT NICKNAME HER JUNIOR ect...

Normal Friend of Fan Girl: You are so thirsty- OMG are you actually plan your life with him?! like that will happen. Bitch you ain't even thirsty, YOU PARCHED!

by Ella=Mac2 October 22, 2015

parches

Slang Word for "condoms"

Miguel; Tienes los Parches ?
Antonio; Simon Ese !

Miguel; Got the Condoms ?
Antonio; yeah Dude !

by Christian Villalobos November 8, 2007

parched camel

a dry vagina

"Damn man that girl I fucked last night was such a parched camel"

by parchedcamel November 2, 2013

Parched Mosquito

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled

I feel like a parched mosquito.

by Amir Guadalupe December 2, 2017

Parched Peasant

One that is full of thirst

"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"

by SlowlySmart May 22, 2018

parched as balls

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

by coley and kwa April 19, 2010