parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

by sweetswede August 17, 2010

parasitic lifestyle

An intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.

he lives a parasitic lifestyle and is totaly dependant on his Babys momma

by pub10der November 5, 2013

Parasite

One who leaches off others whilst pretending to be their friend. Once they have their fill they move on to the next victim.

That Slimbo is a real parasite. Waited till his mate got a big payout then he and his mates bled him white then disappeared.

by Slimbo Kev February 10, 2017

parasentience

The capacity to sense beyond what others normally sense.

I saw her parasentience in action as she opted to exit the freeway right before the truck in front of us exploded.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2018

Parasite privilege

Parasite privilege is when elites weaponize identity politics to deflect legitimate criticism or to protect their class privilege.

Sane person: Billionaires are parasites. No single person can create a billion dollars worth of value, their wealth relies on rampant worker exploitation.

Privileged NeoLiberal: What? You’re not allowed to criticize billionaires, that’s anti-Semitic.

Sane person: You’re disingenuously using identity politics to protect the powerful. That's parasite privilege.

by Wealthy Hobo March 8, 2021

parasite

some one who sponges everything out of you even your last breath given have the chance

" hey you wanna watchg that jonny c, he ll try take the lot of ya if your not carefull, hes a right parasite"

by legend13 April 13, 2010

Nittra Parasite

A positive parasite that is similar to the hormone Oxytocin. The Nittra positive Parasite get's into peoples brains and spreads love.

"I feel in love, probably got the Nittra parasite"

by mmmarcusss November 2, 2017