Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party”

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

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parallel porking

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.

I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.

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A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.

That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!

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