Paraduck

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.

Paraduck is a waste of carbon.

by Jon February 4, 2004

Purdouche

A student or fan of the Purdue University Boilermakers in West Lafayette. They are typically virgin male rednecks that are fascinated with building tractors. They do not know what a female or what a bar is. They have fewer banners, women, bars, teeth, and anything else that would qualify as "civilization" than what can be found in Bloomington, IN. Although they claim to hate Indiana University, they cannot help but flock to Bloomington for their 21st birthdays and for Little 500, for lack of anything fun to do around their own campus. Prudue, keeping ugly girls out of Bloomington since 1869.

Did you see that Purdouche passed out at Killroy's last night? Boiler down.

by Puck Furdue March 9, 2012

Permadouche

One who cant be saved or helped from being a douche

I feel kinda sorry for that guy hes in permadouche status.

by Realm4227 October 14, 2011

Purdouchebag

A derogatory term for students, alumni, and fans of Purdue University.

Our campus is made of concrete and our girls are ugly...but you should still come up and see our corn!

Quit being such a Purdouchebag. I'm staying at IU this weekend.

by Robert Knight November 12, 2006

Paraduck

The act of Jumping(stealing) someone's chance at a quest or reward in online MMORPG's.

May also be pronounced as Para-fuck or Para-dick

"You jackass, you just paraduck'ed my quest!"

by Someone July 14, 2003

paradouche

The term used to describe a situation in which one is cock-blocked by two parties simultaneously.

William Turner wanted to get with Elizabeth Swan, but was paradouched by Captain Jack Sparrow and Commodore James Norrington.

My attempt to get with this extremely hot chick last night, was pardouched by two lesbian lovers.

by AndreKrazySwede November 5, 2010

pandadouche

A person whose emotional incompetency prohibits connection to furry creatures and/or cuddling furry creatures {eg. pandas}.

A friend syas to another: "Hey, the pandas are leaving; why isn't he crying?" "Oh, because he is a pandadouche, ie someone who doesnt cry when they have to leave the lil' nuggets."

by pandadouche November 22, 2006