paperwork

Wiping your ass with toilet paper after you take a shit.

I just had the shits. The paperwork took forever.

by Jeremy Gillespie April 25, 2004

papering rap

To end any verse or lyrics of rap with the word "Paper". A.K.A. Wrapping paper backwards.

"Yo, that duck hat is whack
Can it quack?
I pick up a tack
throw the hat in the sack
Paper"

"Were you just papering rap?"

by Deep Wheat January 19, 2010

wall papering

When you take a crap containing half feces, half gas. The solid is propelled at such a rate that the entire inside of the toilet bowl is lined in crap.

I apologise for "wall papering" next door to your meeting.

by Jonny Crapper August 8, 2007

Do a little paperwork

Relocating to the bathroom(with printed material to read) to sit on the toilet awaiting production results, usually for an extended period of time.

Husband: Honey I'm going to do a little paperwork.

Wife: Hope everything works out OK.

by Theeditorialsection January 25, 2009

wall papering the closet

to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.

Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.

by ryanwvfan September 28, 2010

Anti-Paperism

The belief that paper is a waste of money, time, and resources and can be replaced by computers. Boomers are often opposed to it and so is the paper industry. A person who believes it is called an anti-paperist

Me: I believe in anti-paperism. There is no reason we need paper, all it does is waste resources
Boomer: But computers are hard to use and think about the paper industry
Me: Ok boomer

by mrguy122345 May 5, 2021

Toilet Papering

The act of gathering a large amount of toilet paper and covering a house with it.

Dude, lets go Toilet Papering , we can T.P. that bully's house.

by PB Poser April 13, 2011