Person-*Just gets run over by 14 lorries, 83 chavs on moterbikes, 9 nans in their Toyotas and the whole of Tour de Yorkshire* “
HELP I’M DYING”
That one mate who thinks they’re
hard- “Omg you’re such a pap. That happened to me when I was 2 and I didn’t even blink.
DON’T CRY ABOUT IT AND MAN UP!!!”