Prasturbating

Verb 1. An act shared among every serious musician, yet is rarely talked about. You have nothing to do for a few hours. So you spend this time practicing your instrument and masturbating

I spent the entire day prasturbating. Nothing like Bach and Blowjob porn.

by usernamedeleted February 22, 2011

Pastorbating

Jacking off to Jesus.

Originated from- PastorBanning. The guy who dies first in Tales of Symphonia.

I couldn't get to sleep last night because I could hear my neighbors pastorbating.

by ilubbbbjesus April 25, 2009

pantsurbating

Verb: To masturbate through your pants.

John was too pussy to take off his pants while watching porno, so he began Pantsurbating.

by DynamicMOO July 8, 2010

fansturbating

Loudly and obnoxiously proclaiming your fandom of something.

"Kill la Kill is great, but all the fansturbating is turning me off it."

by Volkodav April 22, 2014

Painsturbating

Verb;
The act of masturbating to something that is inflicting pain on you.

Verb(2):
When you masturbated so many times during the day that it starts to hurt.

Dude , i started painsturbating when she was whipping me with her strap-on

Mate, I've masturbated so many times today that its gotten to the point that I'm painsturbating

by Volcanic Banana June 19, 2016

Paturbating

Paturbating is when you masturbate, and look cool while doing it, usually wearing black sunglasses and a leather jacket, with a very straight face.

I'm gonna try paturbating at the mall tomorrow, I just got a new leather jacket

by Professor S1gmus September 1, 2013

Parksturbating

Masturbating while simultaneously sitting on a park bench.

During one of my jogs last week I witnessed a homeless man Parksturbating .

by Crusty Cannoli June 10, 2014