hingle pangle

The act where a monkey use a hoola hoop.

Did you se the hingle pangleing monkey

by TheGuyWithBigBalls June 17, 2024

Pandle

An rubber handle infused with nano-silver that prevents bacteria from growing on the hand - and also improves hand grip.

It's mostly used as any a protective peripheral (subway poles, restrooms, gym equipment, bicycle handles), except it's convenient, portable, and incredibly snug.

(noun) "No way I'm riding those disgusting subway cars without a Pandle."
(verb) "Jessie started using Pandle on her bike commute - you never know if those citibike handles are cleaned properly."

by happy handle January 13, 2015

Pangkles

The wonderfully painful yet pleasurable act of modifying your body to fit the shape and size of a single pringle, then inserting yourself into a can full of them.

Juan: "Hey, wanna go for a good game of pangkles?"
Brian: "Nah, last time I tried that I got stuck in a sour cream pringles can for 6 days."

by schmeckledorf'd December 21, 2016

Pongle

A term for the rectal self-administering a drug (often of illicit nature)

The term originated sometime in 2011 on the IRC chatroom for a famous underground website that facilitates the buying and selling of drugs. But it is not known exactly how, when or why it first started being used.

And although its use was orignally restricted to a small group of maybe 50 people who frequented the chatroom, its use has started to spread among "Cyber-Druggies".
and it use is even starting to show up in high schools.

Billy wanted to get as high as possible from his stash of MDMA. So after much deliberation, He decided to Pongle it.

by The Doctor of Gonzo September 8, 2012

Pingler

Also heard on gaming platforms within the popular mid-western phrase "get pingled", a "Pingler" is a basic n00b that pingles it's enemies, but through in game enhancements, and no cheating of sorts. A Pingler is a true n00b, not a modder, bot, or cheater.

"Wow, Ernie really got Pingled by that guy on COD last night"
"Bill is such a Pingler when he plays any MMO"
"Get pingled, dude"

by Born Villain July 17, 2017

Pangloss

The philosopher in Voltaire's Candide. He believes "All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds." Even as he suffers horribly throughout the book, he stands by this concept. By the end of the book, though, he admits "he asserted it still, but he no longer believed it."

See also: panglossian

Bob thinks there's some good that will come out of him failing his English test. He's such a Pangloss. He can't accept it might just be bad.

by alas poor yorick September 19, 2007

Pandle Pull

A handle pull performed out of a sauce pan. The group at the event must chant, "Pandle pulls! Pandle pulls!" repeatedly until the deed is done.

Used to divert the attention away from the fact that plastic bottle vodka is being consumed at an otherwise inhuman rate.

Mason: "Dave, I need to catch up but I'm not taking a handle pull of that sh*tty Heritage."

Dave: "Well what about taking a pandle pull?"

Mason: "Great call."

by PowerThrough May 9, 2011