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day of Pantone

only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).
pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”
by ShrexSlave Ogreton November 10, 2020
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Pantone

a small woodland creature varying in height between 2ft to 4ft. The Pantone is known for its hypnotic hips and black eyes. The Pantone is on the brink of extinction due to its tendency towards homosexuality.
They say to never look into the hips of a pantone. If so, you may never be attracted to a woman again.
by Don't worry 'bout it May 4, 2006
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pantelones

1) a pair of pants.

2) a super cool grocery store run by five girls.

3) the grocery store of the GIRLS IN PANTS (NS, NK, RF, CZ, SH)
N: welcome to mis pantelones! how may we help you?
R: ew.
N: check out thy space wad!
by COOL CATS!!! April 23, 2009
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panattoni

guy with deformed thumb, in which he uses to shove in a girls vagina for sexual pleasure.
jason gave me a panattoni, it felt soo good.
by Okolompine March 22, 2008
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Hayden Panettiere

1. Perky, bubbly, smiley blonde actress and conclusive proof that good things do come in small packages.

2. A likeable and talented performer who Tailwind Productions and NBC should never have left out of any episodes of "Heroes" (coincidence that it started to slip when Tim Kring okayed Hayden-less episodes? I don't think so).

3. Fond of older men, so presumably left cold by the boybands of the world. Also fond of tattoos, but prefers relatively unobtrusive and attractive ones to covering every square inch of skin (cf. Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox).

4. Actress given the world's most frequently misspelt surname (Panaterre, Pantierre, Pannettiere, Pantyliner etc).
Maybe I'll never get to tap that sweet ass Hayden Panettiere has, but at least she won't let Justin Bieber near it either the way Selena Gomez did.
by Cindylover1969 January 7, 2011
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Hayden Panettiere

The cheerleader from Heroes who really shouldn't be singing.
Me: "Is that Hilary Duff's new song?"

Friend: "Worse, it's from Hayden Panettiere."
by Jesa_gurl. January 1, 2009
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hayden panettiere

An extremely bitchy ugly as fuck man baby who thinks she knows everything there is to know in the world AND DOESN't. She has ugly little drumstick legs and thinks she is all that. HER MOVIES SUCK!!!
Kevin: "Did you see hayden panettierre in that old Disney movie."

Joe:"Wait I thought hayden panettiere was that little boy in a wig made of horse hair."
by anthropod9 May 18, 2010
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