Pittsburgh Penguins

An NHL franchise whose had its ups and downs. They go from good to bad, and then to good again. I think the reason for that is because from 2001-02 to 2005-06 the team had mainly rookies, and the only experience came from Mario Lemieux. Now they're good again, but to be honest, some of the fans are only fans because they're good, or in other words, bandwagonners. Admittedly i'm a Pens fan, but i'm not a bandwagonner. i became a fan when i was 5 years old, back in 2002-03. Now the Pens have guys like Sydney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, and Pascal Dupuis, just to name a few players. They're now playoff regulars because of the new star power.

Person 1: "Did you see the Pittsburgh Penguins game last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah i did. Sydney Crosby scored 2 goals and Marc-Andre Fleury recorded a shutout. It was great."

by AnonymousGuy1234 February 27, 2014

Slippery Penguins

One of the most legendary Last Shelter alliances there ever was

Your team is so good, they almost as good as Slippery Penguins was!

by Coys86 July 15, 2020

penguins taste like babies

This is only true when you eat baby penguins.

I eat women's clothes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

penguins

The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.

Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!

by Bubba Zanetti April 24, 2005

March The Penguins

Masturbating, can also be called "Marching the Penguins."

Andrew went to march the penguins after seein that hot chick.

by assu March 15, 2010

north pole penguins

An impossibly rare penguin or thing, quoted from Zombieland:

Tallahassee: That's the problem... back east they think it's out west, out west people think it's back east. It's all nonsense. Like, if you were a penguin in the North Pole, you think the South Pole's looking nice this time of year.

Columbus: But there are no penguins in the North Pole.

Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?

Those are some north pole penguins over there

by Northpolepenguins February 7, 2020

March of the penguins

The process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.

by Rapscalion65 March 12, 2010