pandeism

the moast awesome religion that states that God set the universe into motion by becoming the universe.

universe = god

"yo, homies, you guys want to go the the unitarian sermon on campus tonite?"

"nah, G, i'm all 'Pandeism' now."

"'Pandeism?'"

"Yeah, boyeeeeee, God set it into motion, and he is what's in motion."

"man, you b the one with the emotion."

by mpg June 26, 2006

Dick pandering

A woman or man who agrees with anything a man says just to feel accepted or wanted. A person who will double cross you for some dick. A thirsty individual who uses social media to look for dick.

Some women join social media groups just to start dick pandering

by Danidiva78 January 6, 2017

Ponders

To recognize them and make eye contact why the other person ain't looking.

My best friend ponders about the job.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

pionel pandres pessi

A finished football player Who score tap ins agaist small relegation teams.Examples are: eibar, estonia, bolivia, jamaica and many others.

I saw pionel pandres pessi Ghosting agaist big teams

by Rapepsidog November 29, 2022

Black Pander

Similar to black panther. A person who panders to black people (typically whites) because of their own guilt, fear, or self esteem. They typically are democrats who enjoy using a race card for their own self interests.

He’s a black pander when he acts like he cares about racism.

by Facts92 March 2, 2020

pandeism fish

A symbol of pandeism, in the form of a fish-shaped outline similar to the Jesus fish, but having greater significance of symbolism. The open-ended "tail" of the pandeism fish is the Creator condensing all of its energy down to a singularity so it can become our Universe. The oval "body" of the pandeism fish is our Universe, beginning from a singularity and expanding outwards over billions and billions and billions of years to reach its maximum expansion, and then returning by the same arc over billions more years to its originating point. Pandeists believe other religions have adopted fish symbols due to unconscious recognition of a greater pandeistic truth.

Hey look! That thar Jesus fish just went and got swallowed by a pandeism fish!

by J.D.G. brj May 19, 2010

Panzerschokolade

that shit the nazis got high off in ww2

in the fuhrer bunker

angry Austrian failed painter moustache man : Himmler i bought some Panzerschokolade
himmler : TIME TO GET HIIIGH

by PossiblyMentallyDisabled July 18, 2021