flat pancakes

someone with no tits or ass

shawna, has flat pancakes

by idk you tell me May 19, 2007

well its not pancakes

A phrase used to signify when something is not as good as it may seem, or as people make it out to be.

Person X: Thats a nice car you got there
Mack: Well its not pancakes

by mkeymer December 7, 2017

spooky pancakes

A haunted breakfast from the great beyond. Often menacing nature, especially when served with sinister syrup, diabolical whipped cream, demented chocolate chips, and malevolent melted butter. These flapjacks are coming for you when the sun goes down.

Dude those were some seriously spooky pancakes, I've never been so terrified at breakfast!

by letithappen88 December 31, 2016

Silly pancakes

Silly pancakes is pancake that makes you silly because the pancakes are of course silly pancakes 🥞

Silly pancakes make jump around because they are silly pancakes bahahaha!

by Natedawg248 December 29, 2019

Sitting on pancakes

a term meaning up to no good or shady business, such as what you would think if you saw someone actually sitting on pancakes

Salmen skipped classed without explanation, he is sitting on pancakes

by Mr.Moneybags April 3, 2011

Fuck my pancakes

When someone ruins an opportunity for you. Destroying an otherwise fun time, wrecking your good mood.

(On the phone)
Juanito: So yeah baby, it was great seeing you last night.

Her: Yeah it really was. Maybe you can come over to my place tomorrow night?

Mom: Isaac! You left your shit-streaked boxers on the bathroom floor again!

Her: Then again, maybe not. I'm kinda busy tomorrow. (Click.)

Juanito: Mom! Why did you have to go fuck my pancakes like that?

by Nibi August 18, 2008

Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.

Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...

by Calico August 5, 2007