When you're on vacation and you find a gym or something slightly heavy (beach chair, bag, cooler, natty pack) to get a quick pump before you hit the beach. Used to effectively moisten the ladies.
Spending years in California, you move for a few months to Panama City, Florida. While there you take a trip to Hooters to see the local talent. Now, you’re use to eights and tens in California, but in Panama City you’re gonna find a Sarah Jessica Parker is considered a ten compared to some of the toothless, Cesarean scarred women you meet there. Once you head back to Cali you’re going to find your standards have been lowered just a bit and you now find a four or a six might not be beautiful, but she’s at least Panama City Hot.
Orvas the locals call it PAY county ,
Bay county Florida.
Home of Mtv springbreaks fir years.
Worlds whitest sand beaches.
Where you ....come here on vacation,
Leave on probation,
"Hey man you going to Panama City Beach this spring break?"
"Isn't that where you go on vacation leave on probation come back on violation and stay for your whole duration?”
This is when you pay a prostitute for sex. When she demands money and you don’t have it, there’s a phone call. That’s why the guy walks in. It is not fun from here. He basically just beats your ass until you have money. Gotta figure it out.
Hey Spen! Iwas trying to load up two prostitues and stiff them for the cash. Then some big bald bubble head came in and gave me The Panama City Shakedown. So he’s got a gun in my ass right now and I need 30 bucks...