Pastard

1. A Pastor that is a Bastard. i.e. PASTARD.

2. Any pastor that tries too hard, is too young or goes door to door trying to convince you that there's an invisible man in the sky that talks to him.

3. All pastors, ministers, preachers, religious solicitors, clergy, people of the 'cloth' and deacons. (and anyone who got an online clergy card and uses it)

Bill: "That church dude really needs to cut his hair. He's a real pastard."

Jesus: "Yeah, it's freaking me out, dude."

Bill: "Woah! Where are your sandals?"

Jesus: "LOL, I think that pastard stole them!"

by NoSandal January 18, 2011

Pastard

It is said of a certain kind of flatmate that, when it comes to cooking, always resorts to the same old, readymade and frustratingly uninspiring pasta dish.

Flatmate 1: Ohh, tonight Rob's making dinner! I'm sure he won't let us down. He really has a gift for cooking.

Flatmate 2: Are you joking?? He's a f*cking pastard!! He always prepares the same bolognese spaghetti using the cheapest pesto sauce in the supermarket!

by A Cracovian flatmate April 21, 2011

Pastarazzi

Foodie bloggers who insist on taking pictures of their meal at nice restaurants.

We would have enjoyed our meal if not for the Pastarazzi and their camera flash.

by machaus December 30, 2007

pamster

Female equivalent of the tasmanian devil. Have an uncanny appetite for blankies and totally able to drink an irish hobo under the table if dared.

Lock the door and barricade your kids! A pamster will hit the town!

by Dr. Clyde July 14, 2009

Pastard

A scumbag who brings up negatives from your past to pull you down or belittle you.

Note: Ben has nothing against gays

Bill: (argument)

Ben: (counter-argument)

Bill: at least I didn't fuck a guy!

Ben: but, that was ages ago.

Bill: you still did it.

Ben: sure you hang out with gay guys.

Bill: I don't fuck them though.

Ben: you just can't accept my argument, pastard... >.<

by Alien0826 April 25, 2013

pastaroly

a word used to confuse murphy

Man, I wish pastaroly
Murphy: What?
Friend: same

by Smooth FUNK December 8, 2019

PastaroniRavioli

A Youtuber who's purpose is to be an adorable tea kettle that helps spread love and giggle's to their audience with her outstanding personality. She also has quit her job to be a full-time content creator for Youtube and Twitch!

PastaroniRavioli is the best living tea kettle in all the lands.

by LittleFluffers August 17, 2022