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King of the Palestinians

A name Jesus never claimed for himself, because he was ethnically a Jew.
Behold the King of the Palestinians!
by Leela Lemon August 4, 2020
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Jesus was Palestinian

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.
"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."
by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022
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palestinian men

The most wholesome and loyal men of them all. The greatest of the great. These type of men deserve the best.
You can tell they are loyal because they are palestinian men
by Johndoe123457 November 22, 2019
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Palestinianism

The ideology that puts Palestinian militant nationalism above all other causes world-wide and is usually characterized as a movement that attaches itself in a parasitic way to other activist movements - Only taking attention away from the host cause and never contributing to it's advancement.

The objective of this ideology is to raise funds and support from Western activists, but the Maximalist nature of their objectives (usually the destruction of Israel) makes their struggle an impossibility. Therefore the spread of this ideology can go on forever and that makes it attractive for organizers since they can parasitize other movements indefinitely and make a living this way.
Those girls don't really care about environmental activism, they practice Palestinianism so they wave Palestinian flags at any event regardless of the cause.
by Crate 🌐 April 25, 2022
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Palestinian Hairdryer

The advanced intimate manoeuvre where one breaks wind into a balloon, inhales said flatulence then violently belches it at one’s partner.
Mate, I gave Shazza the ‘ol Palestinian Hairdryer last night. Made her slippery as a snail’s doorstep!
by Giraffenuts76 October 9, 2023
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Palestinian Chapstick

A truley romantic sexual act in which a man inserts his penis into a woman's menstruating vagina to have sexual intercourse, and once the male is about to ejaculate he takes out his blood-soaked penis and smears it on the woman's lips.

If the woman does not say "Thank You" afterwards, the man is permitted to drop an anvil on the woman's head from what ever height he so sees fit.
Bro, I totally rocked the Palestinian Chapstick on that bitch this morning!
by BILLIAM (BRYANS BIFFLE) November 2, 2008
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Palestinian punch

In Super Smash Bros when you use a bomb or mine to blow both your character and your foe up. Best justed when your foe in near you you throw a mine down and grab you foe until you both go boom.
Smith: HaHa you lost
Sam: Shut up, you're just mad that I Palestinian punched your ass.
by Sam Robbins July 7, 2007
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