Pablontology 

The Pablontology is a new science and modern religion primary based on the believe in the almighty Pablo.
Pablontologists are known to be addicted to massive hard disk consumption.
Their mottoe is "peanut butter jelly time".

"You are eating up hard disks like a Pablontolgist"
"Stop downloading HD- movies, this ain't a fu**in Pablontology centre"

Pablontology by Pedro de la Mosa October 18, 2008

Paleontologist 

A scientist who studies fossils around the world. They study creatures' fossils like dinosaurs and fish.

Paleontologist are interesting scientists.

Paleontologist by lalala12271 April 30, 2008

Palintology 

The future science and study of the bones of Sarah Palin and all animal forms she once embodied in the early 21st century.

See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.

A hundred years from now many prominent universities around the globe will offer courses on Palintology.

Palintology by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Palintology 

The study of the American political system in the early twenty-first century as it mutated from Democrat versus Republican and Liberal versus Conservative to the Sane versus the Insane – coinciding with the introduction of Sarah Palin and the inception of the Tea Party.

Man 1: I just signed up for a class to study how Sarah Palin screwed up everything for the Republican Party by stirring up the crazies and setting the stage for the Tea Party movement.
Man 2: I took Palintology last semester. It’s hard to believe those people can walk and chew gum at the same time!

Palintology by Politic Ric October 26, 2010

Palintology 

A term used to describe the media coverage of why John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate.

I don't know about you, but I'm already sick of the Palintology on FOX News.

What are you studying? Palintology. Yeah, that $hit is hilarious!

Palintology by GO GREEN PARTY GO October 18, 2008

Paleontologist 

A scientiest who studies fossils from around the world. Studies dinosaurs, fish, and other fossils.

Paleontologist are scientist.

Paleontologist by cutie123 April 29, 2008

oral palentologist 

Some who frequently finds a "bone" in their mouth.

That porn star always has a penis in her mouth. You could say she's an oral palentologist with how many "bones" she's found in there

oral palentologist by KGardo December 6, 2009