Palatine

A town that's actually like those old greaser movies: it has a right side and wrong side of the tracks. The North side si where all the mexicans and poor white kids live, with a decent mix of middle class kids from the Winston Park area. They all go to Palatine High School. South of the tracks is where all the rich kids live, they've got big houses and daddy-bought-it-for-me Lexus's and Escalades and BMWs. They have thier share of middle class kids as well, and a few poor kids from downtown.
Palatine is notorious for having absolutly NOTHING to do within it's borders. There is one place to shoot pool, but that shit gets expensive fast. Other than hanging ot at the Jewel or 7-11 until you get kicked out, you need to leave Palatine to find a good time.
Alot of the kids are stoners, druggies, or alcoholics. The town's roads are full of ricers, spicmobiles, minivans, and rich fucks. The mayor tried to do some 'remodling' thing to the downtown to try and copy Arlington Heights, but now it just looks like a real ugly fat chick with a few spots of make-up on.
The only interesting things to ever happen here is the massacre in the Brown's Chicken 17 years ago, and we got Smashmouth to play our streetfest once.
The only way to really appreciate it's shittyness is to leave for a while, then come back.
Get out while you still can.

-"Hey, what do you want to do today?"
-"Nothing, i have no money and no gas in my car."
-"Oh. Palatine sucks."

by los loco gringo October 20, 2008

palationship

a relationship established via chat service Palringo

I'm just here to flirt. I'm not looking for a palationship.

by silverfoxchad November 2, 2010

Platichode

A group of stubby platypus peniles.

Dude change the channel..I don't need to see any more platichodes today.

by Milkslinger October 28, 2012

palatrice

a person really into sign language or any language for that matter. highly social, young at heart, in love with chocolate anything. very nice but get on her nerves she will put you in your place. eyes cut from stars.

if you like chocolate cake come to Palatrice's wedding.

by orchidsmile December 24, 2016

Lauren Palatucci

An annoying teacher with nearly zero effective educational ability besides yelling at students and accusing them of cheating and similar things. You will despise her class and thank the Lord when summer arrives, as you will feel the only way to escape her is by way of death. Pray you never get put in her class, and if you are, may your God bless you with the strength to handle her pitchy obnoxious voice and terrible, unfair rules.

Person 1: "That girl is such a bitch."
Person 2: "That girl is more than a bitch, she's a Lauren Palatucci!"

by mcerc June 27, 2021

Palatine High School

Named one of the worst high schools in the Chicago suburbs by Channel 5 news in 2011 for it's gangs & drugs. Basically everyone one side of the train tracks goes to Palatine High School and on the other you go to Fremd. If you live on the Palatine High School side you probably are poor. You may be one of the few kids who had money but just bought on the Palatine High School side because the same exact house was $80,000 to $90,000 cheaper. (Because of Palatine High School) It's true when they say Fremd is the better school.

Palatine High School Student: Want some drugs?

Fremd High School Student: You can afford them?

by speakingtruthfully July 22, 2012

palatial

A word that describes something exuberant and/or extrordinary.

Anything that is considered epic or worth remembering.

"Bro, that was some palatial shit!"

"That concert was fucking palitial!"

"I think this mite even be palatial enough to get on urban dictionary!"

by Catpis April 16, 2008