by Montanaaa April 6, 2015
Get the Paddle mug.A code word used by parents said to their children, really meaning that they are going to a couple's anal sex orgy for a few hours.
Mom: Me and Daddy are going to paddle tonight, well be back at 11!
Spencer: Ok Mom have fun! I hope you win!
Spencer: Ok Mom have fun! I hope you win!
by Mystic Hugin February 4, 2013
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Accidental Twat, with a bad hair cut, dress sense, sense of humour and a desire to be someone hes not. Suspected gay and all round condecending wanker.
by V.N.A.M May 17, 2006
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by truche June 21, 2011
Get the paddle hawk mug.A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.
It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"
by Survival Guide May 12, 2010
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Hey braaaahhh. How's your mom's paddle hand.
Carl can't beat off for a while cause he broke his paddle hand.
Hey braaaahhh. How's your mom's paddle hand.
Carl can't beat off for a while cause he broke his paddle hand.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
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