Jared Padalecki

A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.

Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*

by TurboJetNinjaKitteh March 16, 2011

Parafucktion

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.

Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.

by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007

Padaphile

A jedi apprentice who is sexually attracted to children.

Qui-Gon Jinn probably wouldn't have left Obi-Wan Kenobi to train Anakin if he knew Obi-Wan was a total padaphile.

by @FattMernandez July 20, 2012

Panafresco

niño de 10 o 13 años que tuvo un pasado grasoso y quiere unirse a el shitpost sobreexplotando memes como el pana miguel, o cheems

Uy un Panafresco

by m0nm0n_m4M0n August 7, 2020

Padarnalat

a curse phrase very common in Farsi - Tajik speaking areas. Means "you are the son cursed by his father", "bastard", "low life".

I should've got an abortion, you padarnalat!

Trump - you're padarnalat!

by cher's son April 8, 2017

Padamoose

Jared Padalecki from the CW hit SUPERNATURAL. AKA my favorite animal.

Very tall, broad buff example of the male species. Having a large forhead and fluppy hair.

Padamoose is currently located in Vancouver, filming season 7 of SPN.

by ava_orchid July 30, 2011

Padawanker

Someone who gets off to Star Wars porn.

"OH GOD WORK IT JARJAR" "You Padawanker."

by milotictear November 17, 2009