Parsehole

Noun, Slang, possibly offensive.

Definition 1

It is a word to describe the type of person who orders something from somewhere on the internet. Such as: Amazon, Ebay, social media groups, or any other online shopping service. Who then claims they did not recieve the item even though there is a signature to confirm that they recieved the item, but then puts in a complaint that the item did not arrive, or arrived broken to that they then get refunded for the product.

Definition 2

Someone who sends their broken property (like a smartphone, tablet, or a laptop) through the post, and then claims it was damaged in transit so they can claim compensation in order to buy a new one.

Example 1

Person 1 "Wow look! I ordered this games console game, but I got the money back for it because I said I didn't recieve it"

Person 2 "you are a parsehole!"

Example 2

Person 1 "my phone is broken, I'm gonna send it through the post to myself special delivery with enough compensation, and then claim it was the postman who broke it so they have to pay out the compensation"

Person 2 "you know that makes you a parsehole, right?"

by Dylanio August 13, 2020

posthole

Noun, usually refers to a person who gets triggered when a social media post is refuted or pointed to errors (grammar and spelling errors excluded

You are a posthole. Get your facts right.

You are a posthole. Google before you post and embarrass yourself

by JayPKal April 4, 2019

passhole

A driver who solicits road rage, either deliberately or from brainlessness, by remaining in the passing lane exactly adjacent to the vehicle in the lane beside them, thus preventing free flow of traffic.

Our trip had been so enjoyable, and making good time, until we ran into the passhole from Hell.

"Well, we should be there in a couple hours if we don't run into too many passholes along the way!"

road trip + passhole = road rage

"Well officer, as I saw it, could use the median to get around, or bring out my weapon of finite destruction to eliminate the passhole."

by square-not have-not June 12, 2011

passhole aggressive

Coined from the terms of asshole and passive aggressive. The behavior that is exhibited by someone who is dissatisfied, uncooperative or unhappy but who doesn't want to be overtly mean or rude to the person who instigated their behavior. Instead the person just subtly behaving in a contrary way and not confronting the problem directly, he or she will be more likely to pass on their rage onto a innocent bystander.

It looks like Jacob is in his passhole aggressive mode again. After Sheila broke up with him, he unfriended 3 friends on Facebook, and not any of them have a clue as to why.

by YumiSpewns December 2, 2014

passhole

A driver that speeds up just as you are attempting to pass them forcing you to drive even faster or fall back into line behind them.

Did you see that jeep speed up just as I tried to pass him? I barely made it around that passhole before that car came past.

by safety1 November 3, 2009

Passhole

The term cast members of Disneyworld and Disneyland have coined for season pass holders; specifically pass holders that frequent the parks on a weekly basis and behave like they own the place.

"Did you see that?! That little girl was about to trade her pins with a cast member and that Passhole knocked her out of the way. I bet he ordered his pins on eBay and they aren't even stamped!"

by d33dee October 20, 2012

passhole

An annual passholder at an amusement park that's been to the park so many times that he or she is an ass to the management, often because in many cases they know more about the park than the staff does.

"He keeps correcting the Jungle Cruise operator"
"What a passhole"

by JHanielB January 4, 2012