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Pablo Escobar

Pablo Escobar was once the President of Colombia. He is greatly loved by his people and known for his endless crusade to modernize the infrastructure of his country. He was also greatly interested in new agricultural methods. He tricked many gringos into buying his stock, earning the country for up to 30 Billion USD. His name is a great rallying point for Colombian patriotism.
Man, I hope Pablo Escobar lives forever"
Pablo Escobar by TheAsianFatty October 20, 2018

Pablo Escobar

I am Pablo Escobar I mean edgelord_69_boobie and Pablo Escobar is not my name
DONT ARREST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pablo Escobar was a Columbian drug lord and was not me

Pablo Escobar

It is when you are Titty fucking a chick and when you’re about to blow, you shove it up to her nostril and it shoots out the other side.
I was chilling with Jennifer and right before I left I Pablo escobared her.
Pablo Escobar by Butrnips October 25, 2018

Pablo Escobar’s Necktie

When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.
I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.

Pablo_Escobar_goat 

very amazing man. Idol. Sells toys in toys r us.
Gets all the girls, false convicted for selling drugs, he is just a Tic tac Bussiness man.

after his death,
A man named Joseph stole his gold-digger wife,
but then however she killed her self as she missed her husbands tic tacs, and his abnormally tiny cock
That man was a special Pablo_escobar_goat, as he his act of kindness and prosperity fulfilfs the worlds needs

The Pablo Escobar 

The action of nutting on someone’s top lip and having them snort it
Guy1:Hey man I Pablo Escobared my girl last night
Guy2:I bet she looked like a Columbian drug lord
The Pablo Escobar