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Peating

The act of pooping while eating. Pooping + Eating = Peating.
Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me peating. I asked her to give me a blumpkin and she went for it.
by Enlie10 August 23, 2011
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pasting

serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.
Mark: Man, I got so high yesterday.
Steve: Oh, no, you weren't pasting again, were you?
by Shawarma1 May 7, 2012
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pasting

The act of liberally applying toothpaste to your nipples to get high.
"Dude we're gonna do some pasting later...you down?"
"I don't know man, what happens?"
"You get sooo high."
"Yeah I'm in then!"
by Anonymous167284 May 8, 2012
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Pasting

The act of putting toothpaste (commonly Colgate) on your nipple-area to create an entire body sensation, similar to that of Marijuana.
"Hey man, what are you doing after school?"
"Well, I was gonna go pasting with Derp, then go to the movies!"
by Carnictus May 6, 2012
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Pasting

Bro: "Dude, why is there toothpaste on your nipples?"

You: "Because I'm pasting so hard right now."
by Trollylolol May 7, 2012
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Pating

Pating is short for a pathetic person. The term was first used in the suburbs of Oslo and is now a widely used term. It's not quite as offensive as actually telling someone that they're a pathetic person, and is commonly used among friends when they do something stupid or short-minded. Pating may be shortened with a simple "P".
Example one:
To friends are walking down the street when suddenly one of them trips in his own laces.
Friend 1: Haha, you're such a pating!
Friend 2: Gaaaah, I know... I'm nothing more than a P...

Example 2:
You're walking down the street and suddenly see a dude with his pants stuffed in his tennis socks.

"Wow, that's a pating"
by pating April 21, 2010
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Panting Puppy

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.
Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning
by DoctorZig February 6, 2018
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