paint job

to cum all over your lovers face
my chick was giving me head last night and then i gave her a paint job :
by nklhiufl676 December 8, 2007
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Paint Job

To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.
"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"
by Old Faithful aka Landshark October 19, 2008
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paint job

draw someone on microsoft paint, then send it to em.
melissa gave me the best paint job i hae ever recieved.
by Stantin January 5, 2008
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paint job

I gave him a paint job, and then he gave me a pearl necklace.
by painterlady March 15, 2008
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Paint Job

When one sprays and blankets (fully or partially) another with their own reproductive fluids, typically follows a deed such as sex or oral sex, but is not limited here. Paint Jobs are gender-neutral.
"Hey man, you should have seen the Paint Job I gave this girl who was passed out in the quad"
"My new girlfriend isn't on the pill, so I'm giving her quality Paint Jobs every night"
"Trashell, Eugene flicked my bean so professionally last night I gave his face a serious Paint Job. Before he could even do it again I gave his face a second coat!"
by Sergeant Sufficient June 9, 2009
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paint job

The act of a girl/guy placing their mouth on a man's penis and "painting" it with their saliva. This involves the bobbing motion of the head and possible swirling of the tongue around the penis.
1. Last night sally was giving me an awesome PJ, but then her mom walked in while I was cumming on her face.

2. yesterday, I saw a guy getting a paint job in his Red Tahoe!
by rofl12 February 22, 2011
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Paint Job

when you haven’t jacked of in a long time, so so much cum splatters on a wall and re-paints it in a white, cream shade
dude haven’t jacked off in a momth, I gave my wall a Paint Job
by cooljuda7 July 26, 2018
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