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Paint Job 

To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.
"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"

paint job 

draw someone on microsoft paint, then send it to em.
melissa gave me the best paint job i hae ever recieved.
paint job by Stantin January 5, 2008

paint job 

I gave him a paint job, and then he gave me a pearl necklace.
paint job by painterlady March 15, 2008

Paint Job 

When one sprays and blankets (fully or partially) another with their own reproductive fluids, typically follows a deed such as sex or oral sex, but is not limited here. Paint Jobs are gender-neutral.
"Hey man, you should have seen the Paint Job I gave this girl who was passed out in the quad"
"My new girlfriend isn't on the pill, so I'm giving her quality Paint Jobs every night"
"Trashell, Eugene flicked my bean so professionally last night I gave his face a serious Paint Job. Before he could even do it again I gave his face a second coat!"

paint job 

The act of a girl/guy placing their mouth on a man's penis and "painting" it with their saliva. This involves the bobbing motion of the head and possible swirling of the tongue around the penis.
1. Last night sally was giving me an awesome PJ, but then her mom walked in while I was cumming on her face.

2. yesterday, I saw a guy getting a paint job in his Red Tahoe!
paint job by rofl12 February 22, 2011

Paint Job 

when you haven’t jacked of in a long time, so so much cum splatters on a wall and re-paints it in a white, cream shade
dude haven’t jacked off in a momth, I gave my wall a Paint Job
Paint Job by cooljuda7 July 26, 2018