P.B.R. Shelley

n. 1. Someone who waxes poetic primarily when drunk on cheap beer. 2. Someone who imagines himself as such, but is only annoying the shit out of all his friends.

Lucy: "David, I don't know why you have to drink so much Jagermeister and then talk fucking nonsense."

David: "I have to Goddammit, I'm a poet!"

Rob: "Yes. A regular P.B.R. Shelley."

by I have to goddammit I'm a poet December 15, 2008

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B.

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

by Billy January 20, 2005

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

B.P.M.

The acronym B.P.M stands for Breams Per Minute.

James arrived at the wreck and before long he and the rest of the group were fishing at 1.5 B.P.M.

by green923jade May 29, 2017

P.B.R.

Pabst-Blue-Ribbon.

I love P.B.R.

by erbaj August 12, 2008

R.B.P

Random Ball Pain. Experienced sporadically and without warning. Consisting of a sharp or dull pain in the testicles.

Man! I got R.B.P. today.

by Erik Aguilar January 28, 2004

B.P.A.M.

An acronym for Baby Powder African Musk.

Typically, a concoction that is applied to the genitals, ass crack and chest hair before a night out to gawk at and/or attract some pussy in the bar or late night pizza/taco shop.

"Larry was lagging again, he had to B.P.A.M. his nuts in case Jess showed up at the taco wagon"

by GDotLarry May 14, 2009