Hym "See what happens when you don't listen to me!? You took Ozempic... INSTEAD OF DOING THE THING THAT I SAID... And now your stomach is numb. Stupid. Fucking stupid! Eat bread AFTER you reach your desired weight! Jesus!"
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
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It is now being used by celebrities to lose weight, and it makes them look awful.
It is now being used by celebrities to lose weight, and it makes them look awful.
by UltimateDoge November 17, 2025
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A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
Ava: “Was Emily’s wedding fun?”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
by Hungryguest March 29, 2025
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Hey look there’s there’s that chick from TV, she looks so skinny. Are you sure? Yeah she’s been training for Ozempic Games
by Mr T Raptor November 21, 2025
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Ever since I started Ozempic, I’ve had zero energy and body aches, pretty sure I’ve got the Ozempic flu.
by Retro Girl 13 November 10, 2025
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