Oxymoronic

Having a desire for two opposite things.

"Sally wants to get married and have kids more than anything, but her biggest fear is commitment."

"Yeah, I know...she's so Oxymoronic!"

by clovercd April 25, 2009

oxymoron

Two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings.

Examples:

McDonald's Big N' Tasty
Microsoft Works
Rap Music
Jumbo Shrimp
Plastic Glasses
Peace Force
Good Grief
Personal Computer
Random Order
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by Keegster June 12, 2003

Oxymoron

A rather dumb Ox

That Ox just ran into the wall, what an oxymoron!

by shawn00131 December 9, 2019

oxymoron

A combination of contridictory words

Military Intelligence

by WhitePony February 28, 2003

Oxymoron

Usually two words that contradict each other.

'Microsoft Works'
'Military intelligence'

by jacko March 1, 2004

oxymoron

A two word phrase in which the words ironically contradict each other.

Forced democracy
military intelligence
healthy tan
free trade
black gold
peacemaker missile
peace officer
just war
amicable divorce

by Ruth April 14, 2003

Oxymorning

A morning when nothing seems to make sense, and everything seems to contradict everything else that's happening.

The start of the day was such an oxymorning... I went to work, to work on a play, not to play at work, but all the actors just wanted to piss around, yet the punters wanted to watch the play, and I just wanted to get the fuck out of there.

And no matter what I did it all just didn't make sense...

by Frightened_Rabbit August 14, 2009