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Ovaltine

A kids' drink that is added to milk. Ovaltine is a powerful, but non well-known aphrodisiac.
This wicked ugly guy kept spouting these lame pick-up lines at me, but when he gave some Ovaltine, his hideousness was suddenly really arousing.
The moral of the story is: Lookin' for a good time? More Ovaltine, please!
by Schumaker101 April 13, 2005
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Ovaltine

A sexual act in which a male collects his semen,either manually or with a partner, and dehydrates it (typically using a commercial food dehydrator). Later, a sexual partner re-constitutes the dehydrated semen in a glass of milk and consumes it.

This practice may be localized to the greater New Orlenas area.
I can't believe he ovaltined that girl! What a creep!
by ARAJAY October 17, 2008
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Ovaltine

*after cracking a secret code*
Ralphie: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
by billberto April 6, 2005
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Ovaltine

The female act of teabagging
Without the equipment to fully teabag a female version is the act of dropping ones Ovaries (intact of course) onto the forehead of another person.
I Ovaltined that guy until his forehead bled.

or

In reference to Video Games:

After I blew that guy up I Ovaltined him just to show him girls can play too.
by Freakgrl24 February 11, 2005
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Aldo Ovaltine

A small, angry little fellow that dick rides Red Hot Chili Peppers, and has probably frequently stalked every member until sexually satisfied.
Guy 1: "hey aldo, how ya doing man?"

Aldo Ovaltine: "are you in the red hot chili peppers?"

Guy 1: "no"

Aldo Ovaltine: "fuck you"
by Otis Gould October 11, 2011
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Ovaltine

A black guy who gets with a white girl.
"If you were some milk, I'd be like Ovaltine
We'd get some brown in you if you know what I mean"
-Rod Benson
by Boom Tho April 23, 2008
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ovaltine

Adj:The pussy, vigina. Ovealtine slang for pussy because pussy can become dry and chalky just like oveltine powder.
BOB: Joe why is that porn star saying "you got a tight ovaltine"?
JOE: Bob ovaltine is slang for pussy, because pussy could get dry and chalky just like ovaltine powder.
by William7606 April 1, 2010
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