Ouija board

A board game sold by Parker Bros. based off of a Victorian-era parlor game. The name comes from joining the French & German word for yes “oui” & ja” together. The pointer moves because of overcompensation by one person to the involuntary hand movement of the other, which is why it takes two people to work. Once the pointer start moving, one person subconsciously “answers” the question asked the other asked and involuntarily moves towards the answer. Which is why “the board” only answers in languages the players speak and can’t answer questions to which the players don't know.

The only satanic thing about this game is the amount of money Parker Bros. make off of this scam.

Skeptic:
"Ouija, who were the first two men in space?"

Players & Board:
"...."

by Tragic Story September 28, 2004

ouija board

A game my sister used to play with me when I was little to scare me.

Me: Will I get a N64 for my birthday?
Ouija board: You will die.

by MHC17 April 17, 2007

Ouija board

A Parker brothers game originating from talking boards which have been around for centuries. The board is similar to a game board, with yes, no, ouija, the full alphabet, the numbers 0-9 and goodbye printed on it. includes a planchette which is a heart shaped piece of plastic on three legs with a clear piece of plastic for viewing. You play by placing the planchette on the board and putting your fingers on the planchette, usually played in groups of two or more. The planchette moves by itself, according to people that believe that the ouija board communicates with spirits. Some people believe that the people playing are moving the planchette subconsiously. Supposed to fortell the future and know all by some. A staple of teenage sleepovers and horror movies starting teenagers.

The Ouija board said that I'm going to marry David.

by Evil Bella January 8, 2004

ouija board

its a board with letters on it. satan is just as likely to haunt your keyboard as he is an ouija board.

i think ouija board is a satanic device. i am an idiot

by fred bamburger December 11, 2006

ouija board

Satan! - The Board Game!

dat is some seriously fucked up shit right there i'm not kiddin ya neither

by meatwad September 10, 2004

ouija board

it'll definately make your head spin all the way around and make you vomit huge amounts of pea soup and pee yourself in front of everybody
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the spiritual companion to monopoly or the spiritualist belief system of those who favor monopolies
see communist

playing with a ouija board is a bad bad move

by oooh September 14, 2006

Ouija text

When you are so drunk your finger hovers over your phone like a Ouija board sensing the letter you want to press.

Fred is so drunk he is outside Ouija texting his girlfriend

by Milkysym December 16, 2013