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otter with a dark side

Luz.
Luz is an otter with a dark side.
(The Owl House go watch it its very g a y)
Luz: What should I wear to Grom? This one says "witch with a dark side." And this one says "I'm an otter! With a dark side"
and then she does an uwu but thats besides the point
she ends up wearing a tux and a tutu and it makes me go BI BI BI

Otter with a dark side
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Worst Case Ontario

The worst possible outcome of a situation. A term derived from the Canadian TV show "Trailer Park Boys".
We should have time to hit up the LCBO, and worst case ontario, we can just mooch some booze off George.
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"Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octarok."
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The opposite of Bear Mode. Peak physical condition for someone who wishes to remain skinny yet tone.
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Cornwall, Ontario

The population has peaked/stagnated at 46,000 since 1983, as any new blood that comes into the city is immediately put off by the eye-watering reek of industrial pollution, and the stench of farts, B.O., and desperation from the natives. As all heavy industry has been shut down, the main employers in the city nowadays are call centres and semi-organised crime, mainly centred on dealing drugs and shoplifting to order.

The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.

The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.

There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.
The mating rituals of the Cornwall, Ontario denizen consist of the female slipping into a form-fitting spandex mini-skirt at least two sizes too small accentuated by the latest stolen purse and 4" stiletto heels. The male of the species goes out on the town with the latest in baggy pants, hoody, and ballcap, with the odour of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave. The female is usually found squatting in a parking lot between cars, whilst the male of the species is usually found drumming his chest and pulling down twigs to eat.
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franco-ontarienne

Franco-Ontariennes have good taste in fashion.
by Sahara April 21, 2005
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Ontario Plow Truck

When the dick is in one hole an the balls are stuffed in the other hole simultaneously
Becky let me give her the ole Ontario plow truck
by Keepontruckin4 July 10, 2016
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